阿炳第二季-Ten，超好笑。。。


Head in the toilet prank - Just For Laughs


Despicable Me - Banana

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Orientation Day - Despicable Me


Those were the days: Bear in the Big Blue House (Goodbye song)


The Ad & Reality of Taking Bus in Singapore


Is he even singing "童话"?


MrBrown Show: My Boyfriend Our Army (Storeman)


Ultraman forgets how to fight

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Sorry Sorry = 送你 送你？


Want to see more?


“宪”在不准笑：吴宗宪草枝摆

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Enjoy, have a good laugh! =D

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

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I wanted to go "The Cheverons" initially to buy some stuffs using my Credits, but it is closed on Mondays.
So, forget about going there & IMM Giant as well.

Received this random message from Jasper 2 days ago...
中国人vs大马人说华语
(C):饼乾受潮了
(M):饼乾“漏风”了

(C):从上海去苏州要多少小时？
(M):从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

(C):你真聪明
(M):你真pandai

(C):你安静
(M):你diam啦~

(C):为什么？
(M):做么？

(C): 你很强~
(M):你很够力~

(C):我很郁闷
(M):我很sien啊

(C):你再说我就打你
(M):你再讲我就hood你

(C)你不要令我丢脸
(M):你不要sia soi我好不好~

(C):真被你气到
(M):被你炸到

(C):你很无聊
(M):你很废

(C):我们一起吃这碗面
(M):我们“公司”吃这碗面

(C):今天的天气很热
(M):今天的天气热到~

(C):哇
(M):哇捞eh

(C):我真受不了他
(M):我beh tahan他

哈哈发呗~让自己也让别人笑一笑0~

MapleSEA (08 May 2010)
2x EXP coupon activated for my Priest, to train with my brother's Ice/Lightning Arch Mage. From Level 106 30% to Level 109 35%, actually can train more than that... but very tired & need to wake up early the next day for NDP.

MapleSEA (10 May 2010)
It's simply too hard to gather maplers of Gemini to party up and complete Ludibrium Party Quest (PQ). OMG!!!
For the past 4 hours, I only completed 1 PQ out of 35. Simply pathetic...
At least my Ice/Lightning Wizard is Level 43 after stuck at Level 42 for a period of time.

Facebook (07-09 May 2010)
1 whole chunk of birthday reminders at the right side of my account home page. It has been occuring since April 2010. Well, this wave is about to end soon. Next wave: Unknown, definitely this year... probably End-October?

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01 May 2010 (WARNING: Massive amount of pictures!!!)
My 21st birthday mini-celebration: Lunch @ Plaza Singapura - Cafe Cartel
We meet up at Plaza Singapura for lunch, as part of my mini-celebration.
We decided to go to Cafe Cartel with 7-man.

Sit anywhere... are we allowed to sit on tables instead?


St. Louis Pork Ribs... recommended by Chao Xiang, it is awesome!


Cream of Mushroom Soup


The actual look of "St. Louis Pork Ribs". Drools non-stop!!!
French Fries as candle? Hmmm... interesting.


Still got ice-cream... FML, I'm already full!!!


While eating, Zhi Hao arrived and ordered a drink since he had his lunch earlier on.
Guess I'm a bloody slow eater. :(

Finally I finished my meal. Yea, I'm the last man. =.=
While waiting for Kenneth & Henry to arrive, we walked around Plaza Singapura.
Guess who we saw at OTO Roadshow???


When everyone has arrived, we proceed our journey towards Ben Poh's 21st birthday party at ECP by bus.

Ben Poh 21st birthday celebration: Buffet @ Goldkist Beach Resort
Up next, to Ben Poh's 21st birthday party at ECP - Goldkist Beach Resort.
What do we receive? A badge... which somehow relates to his event theme - "Awesome".


Introducing the Double Ben Team: "Hello, there's a fire behind us!"


Guestbook - It looks high-tech. The one-of-a-kind guestbook I ever seen in my life.


Double Ben, do not CHOKE me!


In field camp, we powder bath. For this cat, it is sand-bathing!


H21X2 where X = 0 or 1... well, both numbers fit. That's our 4D number in BMT.
21X2 also means... we are both 21 this year (just that Ben is 1 week earlier than mine).


Missed celebrating 21st birthday?


In field camp, it is rifle/field bag over here. Over here, it is balloon over head.


Ok, back to the badge. Now look at the cake design...


Snapshot of it... upload to FB.


1 eye gone...


Another eye gone...


IAIA! Fixing the camera...


Going and going...


GONE!!!


Reason for the missing cake...
Henry: Ben, look!!! That's something inside this slice of cake.


FML!!!


F***!!! Why is it not video-recorded!?!? *Tsk*
Samula!


Recorded...


Mervin Ho 21st birthday mini-celebration: After Ben Poh "Wuru-sion"
The party isn't over yet!!!
How can we miss out another mini-celebration for Mervin???

This is... Mervin and the Cake


A slice of chocolate cake


Now Ben Poh is WET!!! Shiok-ness of ice water???


FML!!!


Pregnant?


Went to Bedok BLK207 Hawker Centre for our quick drink.
Initially, we will be taking the last train back home.
Due to possible time constraint, Russell drove our way home.
Thanks a lot, Russell!!!

End of "Triple Celebration"... it's gonna be "Double Man 2" for the next 2 days with Jenny.

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Week 4-1/19: 26-28 April 2010

26 April 2010: Store preparation for CSB at Tekong
Full fill Jerry Can before moving off to Tekong the next day.
What other stores to be brought over there, gonna find out the next day.

Tekong... OMG, I'm gonna become Recruit again!!! *facepalm*

27 & 28 April 2010: The Return to Tekong
On 27 April 2010 near noon, we arrived at the Ferry Terminal.
A lot of people waiting for the ferry - Recruits-to-be & their parents
Welcome to chalet? *er... no*
Welcome to Tekong? *er... quite*
Recruits! Welcome to hell!!!

While waiting for the stores to be set up after arriving Tekong, we went to the canteen to buy our snacks.
This is where, I saw my BMT Coy CQ. LOL!?

It's time to set up the stores before CSB kicks off at night.
When other people are doing their CSB (Combat Skill Badge), we are doing our own CSB (Combat SAIKANG Badge).
A random being thought during our boredom period.
Our company - MSC = Motorisation Saikang Company
Basically, we do help out with the water point, get the rations, etc on that day.
Packing of ration box with food into ration bag is something I did before few months back.
This task is definitely a no-kick to me. (:

On 28 April 2010 morning, after packing the ration... I saw a Wild Boar wandering around, seems to be sniffing for food.
Very cute sia... and my 1st time seeing it.
Thought Wild Boar appearance in Tekong is fake de, now I see it with my own pair of eyes.
And I'm not dreaming!!!

By noon, we headed back to camp.
Unload stores, after that it is SLEEP (till dinner)!!!
Next day, NE Trip to 2 water locations - NEWater @ Bedok & Marina Barrage
(Ehhh fk... Marina Barrage again... my 3rd visit this year.)

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Wth? Human Domino???

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Video taken from Facebook & YouTube...



Aunty, reverse lar, auntry. What are you waiting for?
Aiyo, why you go ahead again. Reverse lar!
How long I have to wait for you?
Reverse Reverse... ... Reverse. Just reverse. Reverse lar!

Still have to wait for you.
The whole kampong waiting for you already. Reverse!
You scare for what, the parking lot so big.
My shit going to come out already.
Reverse! Faster lar, auntry. OMG OMG OMG. Aiyo.

I don't know what are you waiting for.
If you dunno how to drive Lexus, drive Bicycle lar.
Dunno how to park, where you get your license 1.
Reverse reverse reverse... ...

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Week 2/4 (Chap 4): 16 - 19 March 2010

16 March 2010
Practice the proper procedure: Checking the new vehicle with safety measures being applied. Well, safety is always the highest priority - Agree to large extend.

17 - 19 March 2010
Cross country driving on flat track during day & night makes me feel more tired!!!
Not the driving that makes me tired, it is the amount of time given for uninterrupted sleep/rest. =.="

Yawn!
17 March 2010 night: 0045 (18 March 2010) - 0515
18 March 2010 night: 0020 (19 March 2010) - 0515

18 March 2010
Funny (or super lame) stuffs. **Prepare thick jackets, even the weather is hot.**

I.C. = Eye see
(As an I.C. [in-charge], you can appoint someone to help you to do some stuffs, then use your eye-power and watch him doing.]

2 I.C. = Two eyes see

3 I.C. = Chui I.C. (Lousy I.C.)

Powerpoint = I have the POWER to POINT at you to do something.
(This isn't Powerpoint Slides!!!)

19 March 2010
My message to my mum is "I will be back home for dinner tmr." last night.
Then this afternoon I called, she confirmed with me.
Ya, to cook my share for dinner tonight.
Sometimes have to do things tatically, so I told her not to ask any more questions.
Yet she asked some more questions.
And I repeated my answer again.
7.10pm called me, saying she did not cook my share.
Wtf?

Then the bunk inspection also zzzz... dunno who never clean properly.
Delay everything.
Wtf?

Plus the lack of sleep.
More Wtf?

Booking out, suddenly Lawrence asked me whether to have dinner together with Kenneth Sng at Yishun Industrial Park A's coffee shop - Taste of Thailand.
Yep, that's the 1 I ate before with him, Yong Hong & Andrew.
So this is my 2nd visit.

Going home.
Kenneth & Lawrence kept talking about gaming stuffs.
Surprisingly, I knew what they are talking about when it comes to in-game issues such as Kill-Stealing.
Guess it is commonly happening in most MMORPG?

Home sweet home.

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30 Jan 2010
Booking out together with Lawrence & Andrew.
This time round, I take MRT from Yew Tee instead of bus from Tampines.
Time taken to travel from either way to home: Not much difference.
I have no intention of going out on this day, since Jun Le is not available.
Therefore, I went to have a haircut instead of watching movie.
Great, I have more time on this because:
- Next week: Someone getting married
- 2 weeks later: CNY

Up next, playing:
Facebook
Restaurant City: Level 34
Cafe World: Level 23

MapleSEA

• Aquila:
  Ice/Lightning Arch Mage - I just wanna add more fames via quests.


• Aquila:
  Aran - I just wanna get the ring which can be transferred within account. Yea, finally obtained it and the time: 2.45am, 31 Jan 2010


• Gemini:
  I just feel like playing another Ice/Lightning Magician class. Wow, the gameplay of this class is way so much easier than 5 years ago!!! 7pm-10pm: Level 24 (including 2x EXP event)
  
  Maple Island has greatly changed. It changes so much that... Asiasoft is a thief?
  

31 Jan 2010
This is today! Book in day. =.=
Instead of booking in from home, it will be somewhere else.
Going out later... ...
Further updates on this day, to be updated on my next Nights Out or book out.

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Week 6a/8: 25 & 26 Jan 2010
Week 6b/8: 27-30 Jan 2010

Sad to hear that he has left the course due to medical status. T_T
26 Jan 2010 was his last day, also his last Nights Out in this driving course.
Initially I wanted to go home awhile, but I changed my mind to go out have dinner with my other friends as well:
Other than Jian Zhou & me, Yong Hong, Andrew & Lawrence were involved as well.

Before setting off, they were talking to Master.
Master: "Wah, got 3 Goh."
Andrew/Me: Actually, this group... got 4.

The stall name "Taste of Thailand", my last visit was many years ago at Sembawang Shopping Centre.
Ever since the renovation, that stall moved to Yishun Industrial Park.
Treasure every moment before he left.
When will be the next time meeting him? No idea.

I have been playing Yong Hong's gameboy for the past few days.
So classic, old school games - Pokemon (Yellow), Super Mario, etc.
Back to Primary School days after PSLE, awaiting for PSLE result & year-end school term break.
A number of students brought in their Gameboy to play Pokemon, which I do not have 1.
Comes to Poly days, it's PSP... which I do not have also. *envy*

Comes to PSP, 1 instructor is trying to be funny.
Instructor: "You guys, after you get married, better don't play too much PSP (Play-station Portable)."
Trainees: "Why?"
Instructor: "Poor S** Performance."

So instructors... it seems that every different instructors have their own pattern. As in, they like to say stuffs like:
Instructor A: As a [something], just take it.
Instructor B: Underwear too small, Swimming Trunk too big, etc etc
Instructor C: The god must be crazy.
Instructor D: Everybody come, hear music, 5-7 stay back RT

Well, 6 weeks have past. 2 more weeks to go.
When the course completes, Lunar New Year (LNY) is coming real soon.
I wonder how to celebrate this year LNY. >.<

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